Liberals worldwide are frantically scrambling, apparently caught off guard and surely without any prepared media barrage, on how to blame the pending eclipse of the sun on Donald Trump. With just over 12 hours until this historic event, some have opted to a response only strategy, hoping that President Trumps tweets something on the order of what an absolutely fabulous event the eclipse turned out to be and how privileged those alive today are to have witnessed it.
Such a tweet would give those with no productive purpose in life a chance to cast dispersion upon the nation’s commander-in-chief for slighting other such celestial events such as Mars at perihelion and the occasional meteor shower.
As always, the Democratic National Committee has commenced a saturation email campaign declaring that to let Trump get away with the eclipse would be a nation tragedy. As with other events where the committee found itself at odds with the President, their strategy is a request for money from all email recipients before other such eclipses overtake this nation.